i put a song you like in the washing machine are you mad at me
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The BBC is releasing over 16,000 sound effects for free download
THIS will be sooo good for my soundboard. Those online sessions are about to become even better :D
First music, then voice modifiers... Now this. Perfect.
Also, I’m pretty sure it can be used for a lot of other activities.
Yay, no more Soundbible!
The direct link: https://www.nps.gov/yell/learn/photosmultimedia/soundlibrary.htm
everyone and everything exists infinite times
there are as many categorizations as there are thoughts
for every stinkbug that has ever existed
you could sort them by any criteria
and there will be one on top and one on the bottom
there's a heaviest stinkbug. a friendliest stinkbug. a stinkbug who has turned at a right angle more than any other stinkbug.
there is a unique way to define everything
I can't believe you would swat the smoothest fly that has ever been. how dare you.
scientists are calling you the Least Mediocre Guy Ever thanks to your uncanny inability to be anything but great or awful.
a new study suggests your grocery store cashier strains the bounds of exactly one one-millionth of the categories they belong to.
the great sages threw up a signal from their secluded mountaintop yesterday. they have resigned, but will not abandon their post; the coffee that grows there is the 14th least ironic.
wow! this baby exists in a quantum superposition of Topping No Charts and Most Top Spots Eschewed! give them a little kiss, won't you?
oh. well now they are the Youngest To Have Received A Single Kiss.
well when I died, it was evidently the least memorable death of all time.
of course, once it was marked as such, it became memorable for being so unremarkable, and experts have debated it ever since
myself, on the other hand? I found myself in a wall-less room lined with monitors, full of angels and data.
they handed me my wings made of knowledge and carved me my halo from numbers, and caught me up to speed.
heaven is the ability to know every fact about every person and every thing.
angels are the lines of code that scrape reality for the raw data that gets divinely transformed into the statistics that are necessary to categorize your coworker as the person who has stepped on the most shards of pottery by accident
my angelic guide, defined by having the deepest appreciation of fingers, stationed me at my monitor, showing me how to interface with the world below and understand the information coming to me.
This ant in Georgetown, Delaware has taken 7653 steps in its lifetime so far. The beetle next to it has been seen by 38 humans with blue eyes. The piece of grass the beetle is standing on has swayed back and forth in the wind enough for the tip of the grass to have travelled 7.5604 meters. The teenager that just stepped on the grass and the beetle has just stepped on his 15th beetle. He is currently in the lead for most beetles stepped on in his immediate family. Unfortunately, he's only in 5th place within his friend group.
This beetle has had the worst day of any bug in Georgetown, Delaware this week. Last week, it was a moth who got hit by a soccer ball kicked by a high school student who would grow up to be the most devious person to ever live.
There have been a lot of arguments between the angels about whether there is a correlation between these two facts.
welcome. welcome to city 17 you have chosen or have been chosen to get FUCKED IN THE ASS. fuck you. fuck you SOOO much. LEEAAVE THE FUCKING CITY ⁿᵉᵒᵒʷʷ!!! GET BACK ON THAT fucking train and go back where you fucking came from you fucking assholes! I fucking hate you so much. fuck you gordon freeman. i hope you get run over by a fucking train HEHAGHN. you stupid mother-
Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music
most sexual motherfucker in the ocean.
